Tits and Balls

I had the pleasure of castrating an alpaca with a pocket knife. I actually got to hold the castrated, purple (from the disinfectant) ball in my hand, much like Tyler is doing above. Quite the amazing experience.

1. Naked action photography

2. 45 lbs of homemade pizza dough

3. Emerald toucanette!

4. Topless bird watching

5.  Wrangling semi- wild horses

6.  River bathing

7. Peach zhumir for $2

8. Professors in pink wigs

9. Professors giving out the communal cell phone number to novios

10.  Naked wallowing in muddy wetlands

On the Island there is a dead tree

Each time we float ‘neath it we see

Its bones in the light

Blue herons take flight

To survey the river’s great beauty.

Damnit, Balls, I entirely forgot the 2nd one.

I saw a hummingbird yesterday in the garden. “Hey!” I said. “Look, a hummingbird!”

But Bardwell didn’t notice. He was too busy mourning the sad state of his Mugo pine.

Tits and Balls, the clouds experts, can identify these:

Taken from my perch in the clouds betwixt Heaven (where I will NEVER be) and Earth from a plane (guilty as charged by Tits).