Tits and Balls

So after attending a lot of riverfront/costal festivals this summer, I have come to wonder why no one has started a floating festival. In the heat of the summer, water often appears much more desirable than standing in the blazing sun surrounded by hundreds of other smelly, sweaty, disgruntled fans. If a band could play on a barge attendees could float on rafts, dance on docks, be on jet skies, tread water, laze on an inner tube, dine on yachts, or anything else their hearts desired.

Another great thing is that water is a teriffic sound conductor, thus sound can travel for vast distances before dying out.  I am not an expert, but I think this could really enhance the concert experience.